A real god doesn’t care about control. A real god already has control of everything that needs controlling.”
Orson Scott Card
I wind up on the receiving end of flames from time to time for my aversion toward carnival rides. My acumen concerning them is simply this: if you’re so bored that you’re willing to risk uncertain death or dismemberment for the sake of entertainment, you either fit the profile for a sociopath, or maybe just need to get a dog.